Steve Writisms
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once — or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible … and I believed them.
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
The speed of time is one-second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It’s not an optical illusion. It just like one.
as seen at http://www.philbaker.net
October 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I love this guy. He is so smart and funny all in one. Pitty we couldn’t invite him around for dinner one night. That would be interesting…I think!
October 29th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
The money/happiness quote makes me think of the famous one by David Lee Roth when he said “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a bloody great boat big enough to pull right up along side it.”
Thanks for finding my blog! Off to explore yours.
Oh and just after you said how much we have in common, I clicked on your link and saw that your name is Larissa Quinn (well I assume it is, as your blog is). Quinn is my husband’s and boys’ surname, so technically I am (sometimes) Susan Quinn. Except that I kept my own name when I married. Anyway there you go, another thing in common!